shit of your life

the biggest/largest shit of your life, one piece , color is an exception( for all you vegetarians out there ) measured in turrecks, ( 1 turreck is the equivalent of 1.36 kilograms) shit has to be of biblical proportions and take longer than 35 minutes to deliver.

Chris:
dude..i just had shit as big as a bus

Lee:dude your only 4feet tall and you had a shit that big, it must've been the shit of your life!!

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when god shits on your life

1. when things seem good, and then something depressing or horrible happens and you think "why me?" and feel like nothing on earth can make things ok.

1. when god shits on your life, take a shower and get back on your feet

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