Shit Pistol

A water pistol loaded with diluted fecal matter.
Helpful when heart-felt revenge is in order.
Not a recommended course of action in many circumstances.

1: "Man, I cheated on my wife and she soaked me with the shit pistol"

2: "Hey! That lady just hit my car and drove off, I'm gonna chase her down and spray her windows with my Shit Pistol."

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shit pistol

Shit pistol = idiot,ass hat,retard etc. a random insult said between me and my friend in a conversation about metroid prime hunters.

Brandon : look at those sweet graphics
Brandon : *strokes teh pixels*
Callum : DEWD
Callum : GRAPHICS SUCKZORZ
Brandon : dude
Brandon i wrike
Brandon : fuck you
Brandon : lol
Brandon : you shit pistol
Brandon : roflfamo
Callum : roflfmao !

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shot in the face with a shit-pistol

Extreme ugliness. Maybe be from acne or acne scars, or just plain old hard livin'.

You took home a chick last night that looks like she was shot in the face with a shit-pistol!

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