shit pizza

A pizza with the shit slices on top.

"Hey Armando, can I have a slice of shit pizza? With extra shit slices on my pizza slice."

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oh shit the pizza

this is usually said when one is a moron and forgets the pizza is in the OVEN !

guy 1 : HEY WHATS BURNING?
guy 2: OH SHIT THE PIZZA!

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Pizza Shit

-The type of explosive diarrhea you have after eating too much pizza and chasing it with Diet Dr. Pepper. Usually followed by a stinging sensation and then spontaneous anal combustion. Known widely to clog toilets within 30 seconds, usually requires 5-6 flushes and several rolls of TP.
-A common misunderstanding of the use of the phrase "piece-of-shit"

Dude 1: Man, I wouldn't go in there if I were you!
Dude 2: Why not?
Dude1 : It smells like a piece-of-shit!
Dude 2: A pizza shit?! Fuck man, I told you not to eat that second jumbo meat-lover's with marshmallows!

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Pizza Shit

Another way of saying "Piece of shit" which is more demeaning. Often used when you cant come up with a proper come back or insult.

Guy 1: I just stole your kill
Guy 2: You... You... Pizza Shit

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Shit on that pizza

A phrase often used by teenagers when they order pizza. Can be used in any situation if enough marijuana has been involved.

TC-Yo man lemme get 5 big cheese pizzas.
Pizza guy: Aight that'll be $50.00.
TC: ok thanks, and make sure there's no shit on that pizza...CLICK(hangs up).
Pizza guy: damn stoners

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Pizza shit

The Canadian way of saying 'piece of shit'.

"Ah that fuckin' hoser's a pizza shit, eh?"
"Fuck yeah bud, total pizza shit."

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Pizza Shit

The extreme version of "piece of shit"
If the person is so shitty as to not even deserve to be called a piece of shit- You call them a pizza shit or, alternatively a "Pizza Fuck"

Yo dude- the way you just killed that baby with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch was super fucked up...your a complete pizza shit.

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