shit pull

When a friend or stranger is sitting down taking a shit in a public bathroom stall, you enter the bathroom and grab the persons legs from under the door and pull them out when they are in the middle of the shit, causing them to get piss and shit all over themselves

Guy 1: hey man, why do you have shit all over your pants

Guy 2: i was in the bathroom and somebody got me with a shit pull

Guy 1: oh yeah, that was me, lol

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Pulling Shit

When a ginger kid lies like there is no tomorrow.

Carrot Top is pulling shit all over me!

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Pulling Shit from Rainbows

To make up or extremely bullshit something so out of this world, that there is only one place one could have received it from and thats a rainbow

Tom: I ran 1 million yards in 2.4 seconds
Me: NO way, how did you do it?
Tom: Haha, its impossible, i'm just pulling shit from rainbows

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Pulling shit out of my ass

When someone is making up a bunch of bull shit right on the spot. Usually done when the person has no idea what they are talking about.

"Who stole my ipod???"

"I don't know maybe some leprechaun, came in the middle of the night and then pranced down the street singing I stole your ipod!"

"WTF??"

"Dude i'm just pulling shit out of my ass, if you wait a little bit i'll get you a bigger pile..."

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