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you're walking funny, did you have a shit shag last night?
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to fuck a woman up the arse and have a piece of sweetcorn lodged in your foreskin!
omg dont u wash?, ive got shag shit on the end of my bell!
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the daily morning routine of a working single man, also know as the 4S
guy 1: are you up yet, what time are we meeting?
guy 2: dude, just woke up... need time to shit, shave, shag and shampoo!
guy 1: oh shoot, well hurry up will you, i aint gonna wait for you all day!
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john: today is the longest i ever took to do my 4S!
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