shit splatters

when something nasty or revolting splatters

Guy 1: Man i really wanted to smack your wife today - she was fricking pissing me off!

Guy 2: Why didn't you?

Guy 1: Shit splatters.

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Dog Shit Splatter

The result of an inconsiderate neighbor not picking up their dog's shit and you mowing over it, causing the turd to be ground up and splattered onto your law, into the street, or onto an innocent bystander.

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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up with dog shit splatter all over my lawn."

Dave: "Damn, that sucks."
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up spraying the street with dog shit splatter."

Dave: "Damn, that sucks."
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up pelting some Steven with dog shit splatter.

Dave: "NICE!!"

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shits and splatters

diarrhea in reference to the old game shoots and ladders

"man last night i played a mad game of shits and splatters"

"after those burritos i went home and played shits and splatters"

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