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shit tip

When a couple are having anal sex and the guy pulls his dick out of his girlfriends ass and there is a little pile of shit on the tip of his dick

Dammit Jane, You gave me a shit tip

by swept33 August 21, 2009

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Shit on my Tip

Upon removing one's circumcised penis from a female anus, one may discover fecal matter stuck to their glans penis. Can be used as an exclamation, prepositional phase or literally.

As an exclamation:
*Mike just got in a car accident*
Mike, "Shit on my tip!"

As a prepositional phrase:
Jason, "Shit on my tip, that bitch gave me herpes from a blow job."
Kyle, "That sucks, herpes is for life, I know from personal experience."

As a literal representation:
Jason, "Dude I had this girl, doggy style, bent over the toilet, fucking her in the poop cutter."
Erik, "Did you get any shit on your tip?"

by poopy pants nightmare May 6, 2010

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Shit-tip

The term that is given to a legend. One cannot embody the full energy of the name Shit-tip without performing the dirtiest act known to man. The original Shit-tip is said to reside somewhere in rural Kentucky. He who must not be named coined the term Shit-tip after a pleasurable experience with a man. Also known as Stip, the true meaning of Shit-tip is just the tip with a little bit of shit.

Hey Shit-Tip, how did that large intestine feel?

by TaintBallGun October 27, 2019