Shit upwards

A woman so beautiful that would make a man shit towards the sky. There is no specific execution how to shit vertically.

It may require the man to point his hips past 45⁰ to assure the turd gains some velocity before escaping the rectum towards the sky.

"Had Aragorn chosen Eowyn over Arwen, he would be shitting towards the sky."

"The sun will see how I can shit towards the light, because nothing will feel as good as loving that woman."

"I am full of lust, and must have you beneath me. I will let my muscles loose so that I can shit upwards."

"Aragorn should be shitting upwards with this gal!"