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shit war

putting your ass up against another person's ass and both of you taking a shit at the same time and trying to push the shit into the other person's asshole

my mom and my sister were having a shit war in the living room and you could smell the shit

by j griff January 22, 2011

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The shit war

The poo right is a human right and everyone should be allowed to poopoo in their pantaloons.
Sofia the first started the great shit war by disrespecting the controversial yet brave opinion of my sister dolly.

A: what happened to yo sister?
B: she fell during the shit war

by Seesawaifu May 22, 2020


zigzag shit war

The act of which two people throw human feces at each other while either drunk or enraged enough to participate in a zigzag shit war.

Dad: hey you just stepped on my lawn!
Neighbor: hey fuck you, i dont give a shit about your lawn!
Dad: oh so you dont give a shit, how about i give it for you!
*Rips Off Cargos And Squats With Hand Underneath*
*Flings Shit Towards Neighbor*
*Neighbor Retaliates With Shit*
Behold, the zigzag shit war

by xXiiSyn March 13, 2014

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War Shitting

Using a shitter and a Laptop, PDA or Bathroom computer while using a wireless network for internet access.

The use of an Apple Powerbook is best as they get much warmer than other laptops which keeps you knees warm.

other names - Warshit, Warshitting, Warpoop, Warpooping

I'm war shitting while using my Powerbook G4

by Knott John April 2, 2005

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War Shit

A Powerful Dump, usually taken in a hurried manner often a result of shitty beer and even shittier wings

Bro 1: the fuck did you eat, man
Bro 2: last nights beer and wings gave me the War Shits

by Warshittr001 September 26, 2023