shit work

work that amounts to nothing, is pointless

Cleaning your bedroom because your mom doesn't want other people to think she's the messy one is shit work.
Mopping a clean floor or cleaning anything that isn't dirty is shit work.

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Work Shit

This is a shit one takes at work. This type of shit is usually caused by a late night of drinking or a poorly planned fast food lunch. usually occurs on the busiest day of work when work needs done, and never on the days that work is slow. When this occurs, the boss usually inquires about your constant bowel movements which pisses him off and embarasses you in the workplace. Not Fun!

Boss: Jesus Christ Jim, you've been in the shitter a long time today, are you fine?

Jim: Yes I am boss, except I ate the chili from Wendys from lunch today and Ive got work shit from it.

Boss: Understandable. Now get to work.

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Boss Work Shit

1. When you take a shit on the desk, chair, drawer, or garbage can of your boss when he/she pisses you off.

2. When your boss asks you to shit on him/her at work.

1. My boss made me work all weekend so I took a Boss Work Shit in his desk drawer. Can't wait till he needs some paper!

2. My boss asked me to do a Boss Work Shit on him at work, said I would get a raise for it.

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