Shit Field

Regardless of sexual orientation, shit fields are the pastures where an individual resides following a sexual encounter with an "ugly bitch." You are required to maintain the field by picking up the diarrehea that the ugly whore dumps on the green. One tries to escape the shit field by proving themselves capable of acquiring quality ass.

I have been running around in the shit fields for two years before I banged my best friends hot ass mom last week.

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Shit fielding

Where in the middle of a football game a guy runs down on the football field and pulls down his pants and shits on the field. His is sometimes done as a shit wager or just to get attention ect.

John is shit fielding.

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force field shit

When somebody shits in the bathroom and the next person to use the bathroom can't get close enough to the toilet to use it because the strong odor of the turd has created a force field. You can't get close enough to penetrate the toilet.

Rick I thought you had to use the bathroom? I did but Joe took a force field shit and I couldn't penetrate it.

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field shitting nigger

Specifically, it means an African, since the vast majority of them are both black and lack the incredibly advanced technology of indoor plumbing, thus the need to defecate in a field. But can general be used to call someone poor in a much more creative and offensive way.

Um, yeah, I'm not going to eat at Arby's, I have money, I'm not a field shitting nigger.

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