Shitnak

Noun - a small collectible item

I'm going to buy one of these shitnaks's from the Modern Toss shop.

shitnaked

When you're in the shower, but you're also gonna take a shit.

Person 1: Hey could you provide me a towel here, leave it by the knob. I'm shitnaked.
Person 2: Did it.
Person 1: Thanks, homie!