shitscapade

An event, sacred in most bromances, in which 2 to 4 bros enter a public bathroom and take a consecutive shit

Mike finishes eating: I have to shit

Anthony: So do I

Mike: Shitscapade?

Anthony: You read my mind.

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Shitscapade

A period of great stress in which one has to shit, but seemingly all bathrooms on God's green earth are occupied. This forces you to frantically search all bathrooms in the immediate vicinity until you either finding a bathroom or shitting your pants.

"Damn Daniel, I had to go on a shitscapade today; people were droppin' cold ones in every bathroom in the building! I had to blow up 7/11's toilet"