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Alright, now i'm just shitting stones here, but what if this time we...
He was just sitting there shitting stones like there was no tomarrow...but we still couldn't figure out what the missing link was.
When a woman is washing her mans "stones" in the shower, and the man sharts, thinking it was a fart, and accidentally shits on the woman.
"Hey Frank. I'm gonna be late to work today. The hubby asked me to wash his pebbles while in the shower, and he ended up giving me a Stone Shit Storm. So imma need another shower to get the poop off."
It is used to describe an instance in which something, unexpectedly, goes very well for an individual. It is from the Scottish Highland tradition of finding two stones in the ideal location from which to defecate. In the 1297 at Stirling Bridge, William Wallace, prior to his battle with the English, found two ideally aligned stones to sit on for clearing his bowels. He attributed the victory to those two stones. It has been used in Scottish lore and colloquialisms, to described unexpected good fortune.
He won at the casino, but it was bigger than expected. It was like shitting between two stones.