Shitty fingers

When it is late at night, and you can't call out to anyone, or no one is home and you take a dump and there is hardly any toliet paper left, and you try to use the last little bit and you get shit all over your fingers.

Guy: Man got no toliet paper left!
Guy: Man, got shitty fingers.

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shitty fingers

The result of the process of removing a condom after having anal intercourse with a female, or if you're into it, a male, partner.

Dave got shitty fingers after fucking some chick up the ass in St. Louis.

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shitty finger

When someone fingers your asshole and its brown from poop.

ew.i fingered her asshole and got shitty fingers,

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shitty fingers

this is what someone who fingers their own arsehole has.

jonny get ur shitty fingers away from me you fucking 12 year old shagger

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Shitty Finger Wipe

A Shitty Finger Wipe happens when you're taking a massive shit on the toilet and when you're finished and go to wipe your ass, you accidentally miscalculate your finger placement on the toilet paper and end up smearing fresh smelly fecal matter onto one of your fingers as well as half of the toilet paper. Usually the Middle or Ring finger.

My girlfriend was horny one night and tried sucking on my middle finger as to turn me on, hinting towards a nice blowjob. After a quick suck of my finger, she made a disgusted face and proceeded to pick a single kernel of corn that tasted like shit out of the back of her throat. I had eaten corn two nights ago. Must have happened from a Shitty Finger Wipe that I failed to notice after I took a shit.

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Shitty Finger Fuck

A nickname for someone who had a tendency to pick their ass in front of others like its a casual thing, causing others to be completely grossed out. The kind of person you dont want to share a bed with.

Girl: Do you see what youre doing?!
Victim: No...
Girl: Stop picking your ass you, shitty finger fuck!

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shitty fingered old hag

a term used to describe the old woman who makes it her duty to spoil peoples fun

just mind your own business you shitty fingered old hag

.....then the shitty fingered old hag went and called the cops,so we had to split

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