shitty neighbors

They bring down the entire neighborhood with their presence. They harass, intimidate, and threaten those who were here before them. They sell drugs, lie, vandalize, and steal all while raising disrespectful little, shit kids.

The female is usually fat, with glasses, and a new hair color every other week, coated in grease.

The male is usually scrawny, bug-eyed, belligerent and assholish while slanging sandwiches at Subway, or stocking canned goods at a Walmart.

Isn't that Michael Damien, and Chrystal Marie over there?

Nah. Those are just my shitty neighbors.