Shituational Awareness

Shituational Awareness is awareness of your environment whilst taking a dump, or pitching a loaf. Poor shituational awareness can lead to lack of toilet paper, or coming face to face with a former dumpee's turd. Can also lead to entering a toilet with a broken lock.

"Dude, have some shituational awareness about you when you pitch a loaf, the paper has run out!"

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Shituational Awareness

When you know where the toilets is.
Or
When one is able to detect the quality of a bathroom before going in.

Damn that kid always knows where the good toilets are.

You're right, he has good shituational awareness.