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A turd that sinks to the bottom of the toilet bowl
Fuck me I just did the the most humungous shitwreck.
The phenomenon where a shit is so big that that it crests the water in the bowl resulting in said shit being partially in the water and out of the water. Similar to the visual where a ship that has crashed and is sinking.
Man I just took a shitwreck in that public toilet since I couldn’t make it to my home base toilet in time.
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Derives from the term 'shipwreck'.
The result of peeing and pooing at the same time under precise circumstances that causes the poo to be almost lost in the merky water – baring an eery resemblance to a shipwreck.
John: "There you go, mate. Sorry for taking so long..."
Lee: "It's no bother – WOAH!"
John: "Huh?"
Lee: "Why the blooming fuck is there a shrunken replica of the Pirates of the Carribean set in my toilet?"
John: "Fuck, I thought I already flushed! Shitwrecks can be hard to spot..."
Lee: "You better flush this thing into Davey Jones' locker right now!"
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synonym for drunk, intoxicated, plastered... referred to in Beautiful Dirty Rich by her ladyship Gaga
"Our hair is perfect
While were all getting shitwrecked"
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To be hammered, plastered, wasted, intoxicated, et. al.
I was shitwrecked after I pounded 10 vodka shots.
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noun, a thing that creates chaos for everything around it. Alternatively, a person who creates chaos for everything around him or her.
-ed, adjective, the state of being the source of chaos
My love life is a shitwreck. (noun)
He makes every meeting a shitwreck. (noun)
Let's get shitwrecked. (adjective)
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When you take a crap and realize there is no toilet paper, leaving you stuck on the toilet.
Dan realized too late staring at the bare tp roll that he was shitwrecked.
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