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a PP bigger than a Boeing 747
Guy 1: What's that in the sky?!
Guy 2: oh looks like a shlonga to me!!!
Guy 1: god my wife wishes i had one that size
Shlonga Bonga is an other word for PP that makes the word a little bit more harmless
Your shlonga bonga is long
Don’t show me the shlonga bonga
Eeww, so many shlonga bongas
A man wraps a tortilla around his penis for his partner as a dessert or snack after a meal
Hey honey, you want a bite of my chimi-shlonga after dinner?
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The act of masturbating an hour before pre-prom in hopes that it will prolong your sexual experience after prom.
hello mrs. smith, ill try not to have your daughter back to late, but i cant promise. my Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong might have you waiting an extra 3-4 minutes
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A man with an infinite penis that may destroy the world apon erection. He also helps when people are stuck with maths or in cabinets
Uncle step megala shlonga donga geal is so great and receives much head
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