shlop salad

When whatever you are doing or attempt to do become a buttfucking mess.(aka a total shit show)
Can all be used as the word to describe cumming on a girls pubes that contains lots of dingleberry like hard crunchy crouton bits, the cum is the dressing.

When your retard friend makes a shlop salad out of your plans.
Damn that guy dressed that girls shlop salad nicely.