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shmangled

the most appropriate word to define the complete and utter state of being fucked up.

the state of being shitfaced and mangled all at the same time.

severe inebriation to the point of no return until you wake up in a random place such as someones porch in belmar new jersey 2 miles away from the summer house you were supposed sleep in because you lost your cell phone at a bar then calling it and then told to go to a certain adress to pick it up from the police station but instead going to a random person house and ringing their doorbell at 4 in the morning and passing out on their porch until 7am because you were so SHMANGLED!!

what are you doing tonight?
i dont know but im gonna get shmangled.

by roooney April 5, 2006

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Shmangled

The excessive consumption of alcohol, resulting in an inebriated state far beyond the usual drunkenness. Generally causing abnormal drunken behavior and inappropriate actions.

We went out on a Friday night drinking bindge and ended up drinking so much that I was shmangled. We ended up in the local mall at 2:00 in the morning, racing supermarket trollies from one end of the parking lot to the other... It was the greatest evening ever, but the grazes and bruises will take a few days to heal..

by Julieisabnormal January 1, 2020


shmangle

replacement for toss/sauce

James: Yo, Jack, shmangle me that soda!

by yolosaynono June 13, 2015

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Shmangle

To have sexual intercourse with one another, shmangle the body

I can't wait for tonight I'm going to shmangle her !

by Shmangle69 December 28, 2016


Shmangled

To be inebriated in such a way that all events that lead to the current state and/or events that took place while in the current state are extremely hard to remember.
To be seriously mangled by mind altering substances.

Person 1: "Dood, how was last night?"
Person 2: "I was so shmangled, I don't even know how I got home..."

by Agent Jayson January 7, 2010

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Shmangled

Being in an excessively intoxicated state from either, alcohol or marijuana consumption.

"Dude, do you want another hit?"
"Nah man, I'm already shmangled."

by urban vernacular December 26, 2013


shmangle

South African term describing the feeling of being wasted on narcotics, particularly Ecstacy.

I double-dropped party-smarties about an hour ago, and just schnarffed a bullet. I'm so f*ckin' shmangled!

by Icewind March 1, 2005

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