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The frothy aftermath left on your ball sack after an extended sex session.
Excuse me while I go clean the shmool off my balls.
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A Shmool is a gay man, often with glasses, who is impeccably well-dressed and extraordinarily handsome. Usually residing in rural areas, a Shmool draws attention to any room he enters. He enjoys a variety of genres of music, from pop (think Ke$ha) to indie rock (think Stars). The typical Shmool is surrounded by a gaggle of female friends at all times, due to his feminine nature.
Gay Man: See that Shmool over there? I'm going for him this weekend.
Fruit Fly: You might want to get a spot on the wait list, because that Shmool is in HIGH DEMAND.
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A cross between a shitfaced, stupid person and a moron.
Corey, you shmool! You can't even say the word shmool correctly!
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Breaking the unspoken rules of hubbly bubbly (hookah pipe) etiquette.
Shmooling is when one tries to smoke a pipe while another is already in the process of smoking thereby causing them to choke or be left with no smoke. Shmooling is also holding on to a pipe for far too long when there is a large group of people waiting to smoke the pipe or not closing your pipe so another can smoke a second pipe.
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partying till the early hours the night before an exam or other important event.
exam tomorrow, thinking of chucking a shmool
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Lovable Loser
Things just dont work for him for no other reason than he just sucks.
Well Shmool, it works for me... It doesn't work for you because you suck
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