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Shmuck

A word used to describe someone who has done an extremely idiotic and stupid move

Man1 : *dies
man2: whatta shmuck

by Succulent wenis April 5, 2018

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Shmuck

A term used to adress a person of extraordinary levels of idiocy.

Cade: How many shmucks does it take to change a lightbulb?
Dunker: Who cares you shmuck! All you need are some tasty waves and a cool buzz and youโ€™ll be fine!

by supremelordignacio September 12, 2018

61๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shmuck

The Foreskin that is removed from the Penis during a circumcision is the correct definition of shmuck.

Only a shmuck would would would stand up a woman on a date.

by AJK March 2, 2004

712๐Ÿ‘ 370๐Ÿ‘Ž


shmuck

(Yiddish)
a) A penis.
b) An annoying person.

"I was planning this party for weeks, and this Shmuck comes and ruined it !!"

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

416๐Ÿ‘ 222๐Ÿ‘Ž


shmuck

1. Slang for penis

2. An annoying person.

Look at the shmuck on that horse!

by Bobby Leeford August 26, 2008

68๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


shmuck

a stupid person, someone who is stupid adjective

you are a shmuck for pulling that stunt.

by eraoner April 9, 2007

158๐Ÿ‘ 94๐Ÿ‘Ž


shmuck

(n) That portion of one's penis which is cut off during circumcision. A useless appendage.

Man, that guy whose job it is to greet people as they walk in to the Bank must feel like a real Shmuck.

by TuneEsq January 28, 2003

260๐Ÿ‘ 169๐Ÿ‘Ž