Shoe Kick

When playing a kicking sport such as football, kickball, or soccer when you kick and your shoe flies off with or without the ball, sometimes going farther than the ball itself.

1."Dude, the other day, I was playing kickball with my friend, but when he tried to hit it, he totally pulled a shoe kick. His shoe went like, 60 feet!"

2." I was kickin' my dog the other day, when I pulled a shoe kick, and my dog caught it in his freakin' mouth!!! How tight is that?"

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shoe bomb kick

typical in arabs, the ability to spontaneously explode the same time as kicking someone

I swear Im gonna shoe bomb kick him!

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ass-kicking shoes

The shoes you wear when you go ass kicking. Shoes reserved specifically for instances in which you anticipate needing to metaphorically/actually kick some ass

1. Thug: hand over yo' shit
You: sucks to be you, I always wear my ass-kicking shoes (proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of said thug.)

2. Derp1: Dude, how did you ace that test?

Derp 2: I wore my ass-kicking shoes