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Having sex. A cross between shagging and bonking.
Julia: Can we go to your place tonight?
Matt: No, room-mate's girlfriend is over and they'll be shonking.
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Tiger Woods woke up in the morning after a long night with 5 hoes with a Shonk, he partied to hard.
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A thing which be-est dodgey in the manner of its fabrication or final design.
Thanks Gimblett, that was totally shonk
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to pull a fast one,to get one over on someone.To string something out but make it look like youv'e been busy.
Stuarts been shonking on that one again!lazy bastard!
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A range of sanwhich vans that retail in poor quality greasy food which is most definately not for the feint hearted, otherise known for selling their Shonk
"'cmon lets go to the Shonk van for their utter shonk!"
"Shonky von Shonkerton is out side fancy a samosa?"
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Shoddy Handling Of Network Kit
Sorry, we're having a bit of a shonk issue at the moment. One of our core routers is at fault.
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To have a shonks is to experience a bad time, akin to having a mare, usually due to a self inflicted mistake. Derivative of shonky, when something is crap in nature.
I was so hungover that I had an absolute shonks and missed my flight.
I've had a total shonks and burnt my pizza.
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