shoot the moose

A euphanism for masturbation.

Man, Marie said she had a headache and left my place really early last night. I had to go shoot the moose to take the pressure off.

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Shooting the Moose

The act of having sex in general, inspired by the movie Brokeback Mountain, where as one of the main characters fires upon a moose before engaging in hot cowboy mansex.

We were caught Shooting the Moose at the family reunion, that sure didn't go over well with grandma...

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