Shootin the moose

The ultimate phrase that can be used to make any conversation sound dirtier than it really is.

Tom: So i went out to the club last night and got some tail
Linda: Yeah right, you were probably home shootin the moose.

Jim: So Bill, i saw you leave with Cindy last night.
Bill: Yeah, we went to my place and shot the moose.

Haley: Lady Gaga is so grody!
Jason: No! Everytime I see her i shoot the moose!

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