short of the long

The short version of a long answer. When you don't want to give the long details for whatever reason.
When you just want the basic facts, not the War & Peace, x-tra long, version of the story, or someone's answer.

David:" Hey Jeff, How'd it go with Marcela this weekend?"
Jeff: "The short of the long....touchdown!"
Jeff:" Hey David, Do you have any beer left?"
David:" Well...I was gonna go to the liquor store, then Kim called me...and you know she has a nice..."
Jeff:" Dude....the short of the long..."
Daid:" Sorry, man."

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Short story long

Something that could have been told in a more concise way but is dragged out because the teller doesn't know how to tell a story. It's a play on the annoying clarifier, "Long story short," people use to sum up a digression, which really never seems to be that short anyway. So instead you say the opposite.

So I was walking into the store the other day, I wanted to get some aspirin because I had this massive headache and I walked down aisle four but they only had Tylenol but that doesn't work and I went to the counter and short story long this guy was holding up the store!

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Short-short-long

A rhythm during sex where entry is very shallow for two thrusts, followed by a single surprise deep entry. Generally used for teasing purposes.

"I teased her by going short-short-long on her for an hour."

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short long

A hair style that is short in the front and long in the back. A mullet, camaro cut. Such a hairstyle is generally found on white males from rural areas.

John has worn a short long since the style was invented.

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Short Arms, Long pockets

When someone has money but is to tight to share it.

Noob: Hey Dude, Want to buy the next round of drinks

V-Rex: Nah, it's cool man i have not got enough money.

Noob: God, Such Short Arms, Long pockets.

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short dick long nose

A douche bag with a long nose and you assume he has a small dick

Wow jerry is such a short dick long nose kinda guy am I right??!

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Sweet-short-long

The descriptive name of a now-famous male hairstyle. Before it was called the "sweet-short-long", it was called "hockey hair". Of course, now it is called the "mullett". But the potential for slight shifts of emphasis within "sweet-short-long" cleary make it the best choice, as illustrated by the example below:

Friend 1: I haven't seen Jackson in awhile. Does he still have that sweet-short-long?

Friend 2: Yeah, but he's starting to lose his hair, it's more like a sweet-bald-long now.