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short person

A person from another planet called short place

I am a real short person.

by THESHORTPERSON May 9, 2018

22๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Short Person Syndrome

When one who is of a short Stature, and becomes angry very quickly, and very violently. Typically is the effect of a lifetime of put-downs for being short. One can Diagnose anyone whom is short with syndrome once they Blow out of nowhere.

"Blake you have short person Syndrome, now shut up and get back in your room." said Drew The floor R.A.

by Bleaker 9000 January 18, 2010

35๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Short Person Energy

Someone that while they may not physically be small, project a โ€˜smallโ€™ presence in a room, whether that be through looks, attitude, or actions. - Morgan

Person - โ€œyo, you have short person energyโ€

Cate - โ€œWHAT NO! I HAVE TALL PERSON ENERGY, I AM A NORMAL GAL, WITH A NORMAL HEIGHTโ€

Person - โ€œnah.โ€

Cate - โ€œ:,(โ€œ

by NotCate...&Iwouldneverb June 9, 2020

11๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Throw a Short Person Day

On November 16th every year, you get to throw any person 5โ€™4โ€ and under.

Joseph: Itโ€™s November 16th, you know what that means
Albert: Go fuck yourself
Throw a Short Person Day gives you 5 free throw someone under 5โ€™4โ€ passes

by Datanigga November 12, 2020

25๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Slap a short person day

The day you slap anyone under 5, 5

Person 1: Hey itโ€™s November 7th, you know what that means

Person 2: What?

Person 1: Itโ€™s slap a short person day. Get over here

by UpliftAura November 7, 2019

15๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kick a short person day

Since multiple kick a tall person days are a thing I want more kick a short person days. Itโ€™s on may 6th

Itโ€™s kick a short person day!
*Kicks a child*

by Wake up child April 30, 2022


Throw A short person day

november is a day made for people to throw short people. you qualify as short if you are 5โ€™4 and under. good luck soldiers

โ€œitโ€™s november 16th, come here for a secondโ€
โ€œwhyโ€
โ€œhappy Throw A short person dayโ€
โ€œohโ€
โ€œyeetโ€

by steamsteambox June 9, 2021

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž