short quarters

A very short person with a horrible attitude

Where is that “short quarters” man?

marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks

Get really drunk and really high on a Tuesday morning (6 AM to be exact) and driving while jacking off to some hentai while “kings dead” by James Blake, Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, and Future plays on full blast on a Bluetooth speaker, oh and make sure your car says “skylanders” on it

(Term is most commonly used in New Zealand )

Asshole: yo what did you do yesterday?
Prostitute: I went marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks
Asshole again: that’s pretty dangerous, you good?
Prostitute: yea I’m fine

five cents short of a quarter

1)when you got a couple dimes
2)two hot chicks... nickel

when you see two dimes walking down the street, on a boat, or at the beach;

"dude, look over there is that a nickel?"
"Ya bro I'm about five cents short of a quarter"

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