A male that has an obnormally small penis. A person that cannot quite satisfy his female campanion. Someone who does not have what it takes.
That guy on the back of the phone book must have a short stick.
Anyone who would drive a twin turbo Porsche must have a short stick and is trying to compensate.
That fucking Ned is a short stick.
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When a man with a small penis when about to ejaculate during a blow job, withdraws, shakes his penis in her face, and says "Abra cadabra!", and jizzes in her face, and then does jazz hands.
A guy with a short penis does the Short Stick Wizard by withdrawing from a blow job when about to ejaculate, withdraws, shakes his penis in her face, and says "Abra cadabra!", and jizzes in her face, and then does jazz hands.
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When things are going so bad that everything you do just gets progressively worse. You get the short end of the stick on every task throughout the day.
What I get fired and now your leaving me? Did I draw a cosmic short stick or something?
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A normal sized person 69ing with a midget.
Last night was pretty sweet. I was drawing the short stick and got to lick lick licking the mini kit kit kitty.