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The pairing of Cory Matthews and Shawn Hunter as a gay couple, fictional characters on the TV sitcom "Boy Meets World."
Topanga is in such denial, Shory is the cutest couple ever.
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A great down to earth girl. Always laughing and smiling. Beautiful on the inside and the outside even more. She always takes time to help someone out. She is fun loving and the life of all parties she attends. She handles all situations with a sense of calmness and remains in control at all times.
Did you see Shori at the party? She sure is lots of fun.
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A dedicated fan of the television series Jersey Shore.
Jane watches Jersey Shore every time it's on. She's what you call a Shorie.
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One of Novaharo's best friends.
(He's cool)
Your being a Shori since your cool
The typical excuse that a male uses when he's unable to attend a male-oriented social function (e.g., poker, drinking, NFL Sunday, etc.). It refers to his girlfriend's/fiancé's/wife's stranglehold on his manhood, leaving him unable to decide for himself when it comes to anything in life.
Bob: Hey, Timmy! You playin' Texas Hold'em tonight with the guys?
Timmy: Sorry, Bob, my wife's got the ol' Shorie Chokehold on my junk. She wants me to be well rested tonight so that I'm totally focused on helping her practice her breathing at our lamaze class tomorrow.
Bob: Damn, Shorie Chokehold's a killer! Well, maybe next week, ya douchebag!
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A Jew which looks like a mushroom and has an iPhone 8 for barmitzva. When he is bored, he steals your phone and runs away taking selfies which will later give you pain when having to look at them. If he hears penny falling, he will indeed shor
Felipe Shorie
... lets make it 6,000,001
A fucking bitch but everyone loves her
bro i hate shori but i love her