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A day so shitty that it requires a shot, or multiple shots.
Today is a shot day. Let's go grab a drink!
Shoot yo shot day is a day to shoot your shot with your crush/someone you like (tell them you like them).
Friend #1: "dude ashley! today's Shoot Yo Shot Day! are you gonna tell justin you like him?"
ashley: "no way dude he likes someone else..."
October 16th is national shoot your shot day, that means that on this date you go up to the girl or guy you like and shoot your shot.
Jack: “Hey john! Did you hear it’s national shoot your shot day? That means you gotta do it man”
John: “aww damnit man, I don’t know if she likes me?”
Jack: “well you gotta do it anyways!”
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October 5th is known as national dildo trick shot day. On this day you must partake in at least one dildo trick shot per minute. Followed by 30 seconds of violent anal rape.
I can’t wait till national dildo trick shot day!
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This is the day where the boys send it for the girl they like. Mine aswell do it already worst thing that happens is she says no. Get that ass boys
Yo brett it’s November 13 national shoot your shot day, mine aswell do it.
October 5th is national dildo trick shot day. On this day you must partake in one dildo trick shot per hour. Followed by 30 minutes of brutal anal rape.
I can’t wait for national dildo trick shot day.
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On november 17, anyone named Joshah Gabriel, has to ask their crush out (Karah).
Elijah: Omg Joshah, do you know what day it is?
Joshah: What is today?
Elijah: It is National Joshah shoot your shot already day.
Joshah: Woah that’s insane! Seems like it’s my destiny.
Joshah: Karah, do you wanna go out for a date.
Karah: No, ur shmoto is too small.
Elijah: it’s okay Joshah, you have next year.
Elijah: *goes down on his knees, and starts sucking Joshah off*
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