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A device, implement, etc. stops working all together and needs to be replaced.
"Hey!, whats wrong with your DVD player?"
"Oh, that fucking thing is shot in the ass."
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Adj. (1) phrase describing a drunk person. Canadians sometimes say "half in the bag." Those from the states, especially in larger cities prefer, "Half shot in the ass."
"You were half shot in the ass so you probably don't remember shitting in that old man's fish bowl... poor goldfish"
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Body shots or alcoholic beverages in vials embibed from the asscrack of a titty dancer in a titty bar with asses and titties everywhere. A method used to demoralize the stripper and to also get a good look at the heart-shaped fart-box of an unsuspecting shot girl.
Chris and Matt bought eachother shots from the ass of various strippers at Baby Dolls last night.
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When Jacky saw that spider she took off like a cat shot in the ass!
One who smokes marijuana regularly and is constantly in a dazed state of non-remembrance and forgetfulness. Some consider shot ass to be a synonym for the word stoner, but this is not the case. All shot asses are indeed stoner's, but contrary to popular belief, all stoner's are not shot asses. A stoner is defined as one who smokes a ton of weed but is not necessarily always under the influence of marijuana. A shot ass on the other hand never allows himself to fully reach a state of sobriety and will constantly be seen puffing on joints or stealthily smoking in the school bathroom to keep their buzz going strong.
John: Where's Josh man? I saw him in first period
Mike: He left out the gym entrance, he's totally baking
John: What a shot ass
Teacher: If you don't label your papers with the date you won't be receiving credit.
Stoner: you dave, what's the date man
Dave: It's the 6th bro
Stoner: Of what month?
Dave: August you dumbass
Stoner: What's the number for august man?
Dave: 8 you fuckin shot ass
Someone who smokes generous amounts of weed, marijuana, etc. on a regular basis
Bob Marley was called a shot ass all the time by his friends.
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1. Adj. Describes the general negative, contemptible attitude of a person male or female.
2. Noun An extremely slutty (very promiscuous) female.
3. Noun refers to a woman that displays all the above traits, and to make matters worse she will be very generous with the (beaver) which is for the most part very beat up, blown out, and in a pretty rough condition. It is usually smells terrible, and has no memory of a hair clipper or a razor and shaving cream.
I was so wasted at the after party that I almost fell for this one shot ass beav we'd all settled for on many an unfruitful (beav hunt).