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shovel in the face

A common insult for someone who has a flat face or squints a lot

hey will, shovel in the face!!
or will is such a shovel in the face

by themadon22 May 5, 2006

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shovel Face

A person who has grostesque facial attributes, resembling that of what a shovel would have. Someone who posseses a face that appears to have been struck repeatedly with a shovel.

Tori Spelling and Rachel Ray have Shovel Faces.

by TannROK April 10, 2009

34๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shovel Face

A nasty bitch who got hit in the face with a shovel when she was younger. Most likely will sleep with anything,including her boyfriends friends, and may cause projectile vomitting. Most likely gets picked on and beat up due to her facial deformity. Excretes and excessive amount of gak.

"Shovel face tried to get with him and he puked all over her!"
"I really like her guys but that nose man that nose!"

by tumme April 14, 2008

61๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


shovel face

An extremely ugly girl who's facial features closely resemble that of a Shovel. Generally anyone who hooks up with a Shovel Face is shunned by society and, in effect, becomes a Shovel face themselves.

Every weekend Dan trys his best to hook up with "Shovel face"

by Jimbob3 November 15, 2006

142๐Ÿ‘ 61๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shovel Face

A girl with a distorted un-attractive face, making her look like she was hit with a shovel.

"Damn! That girl is hurt! She got a shovel face!"

by SaxKitten July 11, 2008

26๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shovel Face

1.)A girl in my math class whose face highly resembles that of the backside of a shovel.
2.) Any almost (but not quite) asian girl with an extremely flattened face, that appaears as though it's been beaten vigurously with a metal shovel.

Britney sure is a fucking shovel face.

Look at Jessa's shovel face!

by Yeh Okeh April 19, 2005

51๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shovel-Face

An extremely ugly "woman" that stalks and then surprises her prey with her presence; often considered to be a myth. The resulting shock is summed up in the word "Shovel-Face."

A Mythological beast of unsurpassed ugliness. It stalks young attractive men, or men that have offended it somehow, and surprises the prey hoping to incapacitate the victim so it may carry him away to its underground lair to have its unholy way with him.

It is believed to be the offspring of Medusa the Gorgon and Dick Cheney. Though its stare does not turn men to stone and kill them, they certainly wish that were the case.

Shovel-Face: Hey Michael. (Appearing at Michael's door unexpected)

Michael: Ahhh, Shovel-Face! She does exist.

by Paco GorillaMask October 20, 2008

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