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The pretty female friend used by men to get noticed by other females.
He doesn't really want a relationship with you. You are his show dog to make other females notice.
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female human, bred specifically to be used for intercourse with someone chosen by her. typically they are well-trained and have attractive mothers so the desirable genetic traits are passed on.
show dog is being quite good today, she gave me a blowjob
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a gathering of or conversation between several girls, usually the unattractive or doggish type. Men, forever objectifying, rate or judge the dogs based on appearance and personality.
Dude 1- 'Hey Brad, theres a Dog Show about to start behind you.'
Brad- "true man, I saw a few thoroughbreds walk through the door not too long ago. I'm feelin' real judgmental tonight."
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To be in an awkward possibly dangerous situation where you don't belong. Knowing that no matter how friendly the dogs may be at the moment, you are still a cat and things can change for the worse in an instant.
How was the party? I felt like a cat at a dog show.
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Putting peanut butter in your ass crack and letting your dog give you a rim job while you fuck someone else doggie style.
You should have seen the columbus dog show I put on with my wife last night!
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A dog show day is a substitute holiday name for any frivolous holiday. Participants yell "Dog Show Day" and are obliged to make signs. A dog show day can be called anyday, with or without any real reason. A dog show doesnt need to be happening for it to be dog show day.
Breast cancer awareness? More like Dog show day today awareness.
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Beloved relatives whose sensibilities and lifestyles nonetheless confound others in the family.
A disclaimer often accompanies a Wesminster Dog Show Aunt, such as "We love Aunt Jenny, but she's a little different. In fact, that's why we love her."
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