Show Turd

A poop you can be proud of. One deserving of a prize. Often shown to friends so they may praise it and judge it against their own.

Kevin: Come here and see this show turd i just laid in your toilet. How does it compare?

Steve: I'd give it an 8. Its hard to beat Tom's from last week. His show turd was a perfect 10.

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Show turd

One whose actions are purely performative and attention seeking and without substance.

While some politicians serve their constituencies, others are merely show turds.