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The place where you can't tell the difference between water and tears.
My fiance broke up with me, so I went to take a shower.
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1. This is the place where you realize how lonely you are while also thanking about your life choices.
2. This is the place where you understand how the universe works and the people in it.
While I was in the shower I cried knowing all I am is a failure.
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A penis that doesn't grow much during an erection.
See also: grower
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A bunch of hot water hitting your body for a long period of time.
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Similar to sex. You take your clothes off, get your dick nice and wet, massage it till its nice and warm, and ejaculate your sperm thinking sexual things.
Tom took a shower today whilst thinking of a hot girl from school, the bathroom was filled with the sound of fapping for a minute, followed by a moan of pleasure as Tom jizzed all over himself.
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