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I made shower babies the other day when my girlfriend was out of town
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When a man masturbates in the shower,
This one time at band camp, i was scrubbing my balls and before i knew it, i had produced many shower babies.
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When one masturbates in the shower and semen lands on the soap. Soon after, a female uses the soap, and becomes pregnant.
My sister had twin shower babies and I don't know whether to call them nephews or sons.
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when you jack off in the shower and kick the cum down the drain. better known as creating shower babies
Ah shit, i got a shower baby on my feet!
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A baby who sits in showers all day listening to rappers thinking they’re gangster when I’m reality they’re just a baby who has 5 showers a day
Steve : Yo see that guy over there
Bob : yeah man
Steve : that guy looks tough
Bob : Nah man he’s just a shower baby, look he’s still wet
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An event where loved ones, family and friends get to spend time with prospective parents, impart supportive wishes and advice and generally make sure that the parents to be realise that everything is still totally cool.
Generally held in the afternoon of a weekend day. While gifts are not usually considered compulsory - if we're honest with each other the over-riding reason that such an event is put together is for the gifts one will get so having a registry somewhere is not a bad idea.
Have checked out their online BABY SHOWER gift regisitry?
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the act of ejaculating your children on your partner. Your semen holds your sperm and your sperm are your children.You ejaculate on her therefore it is a baby shower.
Jack:i cummed all over Jenny's face.
Joe:so you gave her a baby shower.
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