Shreddie Mercury

The offspring of Freddie Mercury and Shrek, and was birthed within a meat shredder. If you wanted to brutally murder someone, you could ask shreddie to sing Pi in the Key of A# at 77bpm until the end of existence.
"This kid is so toxic, play him some shreddie mercury on repeat"
"Ok bro which song?"
"The only one bro"
"I got you man"

*sad nine-year old noises"

"This kid is so toxic, play him some shreddie mercury on repeat"
"Ok bro which song?"
"The only one bro"
"I got you man"

*sad nine-year old noises"