The most valuable and rarest liquid in the world. Many people said that it's extinct.
OMG!! You found the spring of SHREK's CUM
a green substance that looks like cum which comes from Shrek himself.
be aware that shrek cum can be dangerus
ur drink looks like shrek cum
If u think Shrek from movie Shrek is hot and you are horny then maybe you are shreks cum slut! It basically mean your shrek's slut and hes your daddy.Ofc as a joke.
Person A: Shrek is very hot.
Person B: Yeah.
Person A: Im his cum slut
Person B: Indeed you are,a Shreks cum slut
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Person A have you sucked off shrek
Person b yeah tasted shreks cum
Cum that comes out of your penis
“Yoo Jamal want some shrek cum?”