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The elusive 5th installment of the Shrek franchise. Legend has it that it lurks just beyond reach. Biding it’s time until it is ready to be thrust upon the world. When it arrives, some say, the world will shake, onions will ripen, and the heavens above will open up, as the ogrelord descends to great us, his beloved children. Every last man woman and child will kneel before him, as he plays the movie on the largest tv he can find. The world will watch Shrek 5 together, in one true moment of unity. And then after the movie is over, the ogrelord will leave us. His parting words the last evidence of his arrival. His parting words,
Shrek is love...
Shrek is life
Guy one: bro there’s no good movies in 2019.
Guy two: yeah bro.
*ground shakes violently as the air gains an oniony smell”
*Lightning bursts and thunder claps as the skys are ripped apart by the ogrelord*
*the ogrelord plays Shrek 5 on the biggest TV he can find*
Guy one: bro
Guy two: bro
an anime based on a mythical being named shrek. a must see for any newcomers to anime.
dude, have you seen shrek 5 yet?
no, but i heard it's really good.
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The sequel to Shrek 4, but it is gonna be bad cuz there too many Shrek movies
Friend: Wanna see Shronket the third
Me: No cuz they replaced it with Shrek 5
All: EWW
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