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A big long gigantic dick the length of a human
WTF have you seen that shrek dick!!??!?!???!!??!??!
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The biggest one in the swamp.
Instantly makes you so moist that you can't even handle it.
As soon as that slimy tentacle reaches your throat, you'll go into cardiac arrest from it's extreme length.
If you are looking for some good dick, ask Shrek.
"Have you had a dick appointment lately?"
"Yeah, it was Shrek's Dick!"
"HOLY SHIT! HOW ARE YOU NOT IN A WHEELCHAIR??"
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the most beautiful thing to ever exist.
hey, have you seen shrek's dick?
hell yeah man
HEHEHEHEHEH
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Boi get that ugly ass shrek dick away from me
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