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Shrimp Boat Captain

A term used to describe a sexual act in which a man ejaculates into someone's asshole, and then sticks a straw in that asshole and sucks out the sperm.

"I gave him the Shrimp boat captain for his birthday".

by C.S.Lewis January 17, 2008

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Shrimp Boat Captain

A term you use to call someone stupid/retarded. This refers to the famous Forrest Gump, who was retarded, and was the captain of a shrimp boat.

Fred: Tony backed into a parked car again...
Brian: What a shrimp boat captain.

by bri0n January 10, 2008

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shrimp boat captain

One who has mastered the art of shrimpin'

ive been shrimped before but golly that shrimp boat captain was terrific

by captain salad May 12, 2004

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shrimp boat captain

the master of shrimpin

Robbie is the shrimp boat captain of our class. He loves to shrimp

by tommy May 18, 2004

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Shrimp Boat Captain A La Mode

A man ejaculates into a persons asshole then before sucking the jizzout with a straw he adds a scoop of ice cream at the top of the ass crack that will slowly melt down towards the asshole.

Wanna try the Shrimp Boat Captain a la mode? Trust me and bring some ice cream.

by Dum Dum’s and Am&m’s October 1, 2019

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