Shuffle off to Buffalo

To go home, leave the party.

Q: Are you going to Shuffle off to Buffalo?
A: Yeah, I'm tired.

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Jerk Off Shuffle

1. The awkward way you walk when you have semen dripping down your body after jerking off on the way to the tissue box

2. The lightning fast run performed when you're jerking off and you hear the garage door open

Dude I jerked off and got jizz all over my stomach so I had to do the jerk off shuffle to get to the bathroom and clean up

shuffle the tits off the Queens

When the oppossing player is taking way to fucking long to shuffle the deck.

Come on Jon are you trying to "shuffle the tits off the Queens" or are ya gonna fucking deal.

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shuffle off

A euphemism for death, a contraction of "Shuffle off this mortal coil"

"What happened to the old man?"
"he's about to shuffle off"