shuke

to be utterly confused.

Oh my, Jason was so completely shuked by that question.

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shuke

State of confusion. Unaware of surrounding situational influences. Being out of touch in conversation or written word.

Can you please explain that to me, Im totally shuked.

I need to reread that paragraph, Im still shuked.

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shuke

when you puke and shit at the same time

me: i shuked the toilet and the floor

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shuke

A toolish message board character who's known for one liners, or "shukisms". Particuarly common on Football-related message boards, but can also be found on Atkins diet and Disney Value-hunting boards as well.

"That guy is a total Shuke"
"Watch out, you don't wan't to offend the Shukies"

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shuke

To puke while taking a shit.

After a hard night of drinking and eating raw clams, he woke up in the morning; ran to the bathroom and shuked.

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shuke

verb: when your dog eats a turd and pukes it up

I thought the For-Bid worked, but my dog kept eating its turds and shuked on me while I was sleeping.

(Yes, it really happened.)

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shuke

To shuke is to take a shit and puke simultaneously, therefore leaving a disgusting pile underneath yourself.

James Abbott drank too much beer and ate way too much at Hooters that he had to have me pull over so he could shuke on the side of the road.

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