Shwift

To shwift or shwifting means to move quickly in an awkward way.

He held open the door for me so I had to shwift down the corridor.

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shwift

when you are mowing your lawn and a furry reptile walkks into your hand shouting SHWIFTY FIVE SHWIFTY DIVE SHWIFTY LIVE!.....

you grab this reptile by the facy and quickly dispose of it under your wife's skirt.

i shwift (ED) the friggity FROPPITY last morning.

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genbrochne shwifting

the act of ejaculating a horse until its semen is released into a bowl of pudding and using it as shower gel

eric spent his whole weekend genbrochne shwifting