State-side Hotness Rating

During times when a male is cut off from females, such as deployment, hotness ratings may become artificially inflated. The state-side hotness rating is a Hotness Rating equivalent to the rating a female would be if they were in the Continental United States. The simplest method to determine this is the "mantourage / 2" method. Simply take the number of bros in her mantourage(flock of dudes surrounding her) and divide it by two.

Ex: Girl has 9 bros flocking around her.
Bro 1: Dude, she was hot!
Bro 2: Dude, her State-side Hotness Rating is a 4.5.

Hot Side

Something you yell out of anger when drunk and about to fight. This is used when your not gang affiliated leaving your opponent in confusion of where hot side is from.

You ain't from the hot side homie!

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side hot

When you see someone from an angle and think they are attractive but then they turn to face you and its not such a good look

*see someone*

Girl one: man that boy is cute

*boy turns*

Girl two: damn bad luck looks like we have a side hot on our hands

hot side of pillow

we struggle with this @#%! every night

we struggle with this @#%! every night #hot side of pillow

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