sikhman effect

A cognitive mind-fuck or cock-block referring to the experience of male sexual ineptitude and incompetence as a result of perceived presence of a holy man during desperate attempts to achieve erection resulting in embarrassment, this effect is often experienced in attempted outdoor sex and in rare cases when a man intends to posture as a victim therefore externalizing blame.

- Honey, I'm sorry I can't get it up... I'm a victim of the sikhman effect.
- It's OK, there is always another time.