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The baddest gooses the world has ever seen.
we're the silky goose mamas, what about it? >:)
Freshly shaven man plums.
A bare-skinned scrotum stretched with a pair of testes.
You ready for your date tonight?
You know it. I got that money and she gonna love that silky goose I got for her!
Should I go out with a little downy fluff, or go full silky goose on a first date?
Patient- “Is there anything I need to do in preparation for my vasectomy?”
Doctor- “Don’t eat or drink anything after midnight. Don’t take any NSAIDs or blood thinners and if you could come in with a silky goose, that would save some time on the table.”